Unlikely Christmas Scenarios…

December 24th, 2012

Sneak attack from North Korea, because Norad will not fire because it could be Santa.

Anyone coming down the chimney in winter because many homes don’t have chimneys, chimneys are often very small (especially for a fat man with a belly like a bow full of jelly), and it’s freaking winter and there ought to be a fire in the chimney if you have one. Who wants to tell children that anyone can get into their house via the chimney? They’re going to be afraid of it or try it…

Cheap and abundant Christmas trees in the future.

And finally, Santa Claus conquering the Martians:

So bad…but can’t turn it off…

Do the X-Men prefer to celebrate X-Mas?


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