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Chuck Norris is a Whiny Little Baby

June 10th, 2008

Apparently gas is too expensive for him.

Liar. The man has money. He’s a shill for right-wing politics of the basest sort. Let’s blame the liberals for all our problems instead of conservatives who actively ignored Jimmy Carter’s entreaty nearly 30 years ago to get off of foreign oil. Well, gas is going to get a lot more expensive and all he wants to do is blame liberals and point at short-term solutions that aren’t. Gas prices have skyrocketed since Bush took office with Republican majorities in congress, but it’s all the liberals fault. Christ. As the jokes go, the man may have six balls but he’s barely got a brain lobe apparently.

Maybe he’s been listening to his own press a little too much. Campaigning for Huckabee was bad enough, a man who thinks a president doesn’t need to understand eighth-grade science. Now he’s apparently continuing to be political, where he is as weak as the fictional Chuck Norris is awesome in everything.  I fear he believes in fact that “There is no evolution.  Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.”

Man, I really feel up to kicking Chuck Norris’s ass today, you know? Guess I’m an internet tough guy.

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