Ten Reasons Aliens Would Find Humans Ridiculous

November 30th, 2010

Who the crap knows what aliens are going to be like?   I don’t, but let me imagine that aliens who have the longevity and technology to learn about us will be rational and not arbitrary in the same ways that we are.   Here are things I suspect they won’t understand, and might even believe to be ridiculous about humans.

1. We value our physical athletes more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

2. We value our musicians more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

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3. We value our pundits more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

Fox News host Glenn Beck

4. We value our politicians more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

House Republican Leader John Boehner of Ohio flashes a thumbs-up after addressing an Election Night gathering hosted by the National Republican Congressional Committee at the Grand Hyatt hotel in Washington Nov. 2, 2010.

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5. We value our spiritual leaders more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

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6. We value our comedians more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

Red haired guys have a hard time and Carrot Top surely does not help matters. Yikes.

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7. We value our self-help gurus more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

8. We value our talk show personalities more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

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9. We value our actors more than our scientists and other innovative thinkers.

10. We don’t value our scientists and other innovative thinkers enough.

Stephen Hawking floats in a zero-gravity jet.

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I’m sure I can come up with a lot more, although they are harder to find than most celebrities. Any other suggestions?

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