Ten Science Fiction Movie Series that Sank

November 12th, 2008

The inspiration for this post constitutes our first two entries:

‘Alien vs. Predator’ was ‘a pity,’ says Ridley  Scott

A pity, yes.   What a pithy way of putting it.

Alien (1) was a tour-de-force of science fiction horror.   Predator (2), although not as ground-breaking, was also an entertaining film with some originality and nice monster-building.

Later installments have been stale at best.   Unimaginative.   Sucky, in a bad way.

Star Wars (3) has to be a bigger disappointment, however.   It was all downhill after the Ewoks.   I prefer to think that the three prequels don’t even exist.

It seems that it is all about money.   Milking the cow.   Even if the cow is going dry, people will still buy a stinky package labeled “milk” and selling crap is easier sometimes than finding something new.

Almost anything that comes out gets repeated until it stinks.   There are exceptions, like the latest Batman, however.   When you get something better than the original, it is because someone has tried to reinvent the product, not to keep it the same.   This is the lesson, I think.   Every movie, book, or TV show should strive for something new, even if it is with old characters.

Star Trek (4) sank.   Maybe the reboot will follow the lesson of Batman rather than Alien.

Back to the Future (5) went back to the well two times too many.

The Matrix (6) went from cool to “whoa” in the next two movies, but not in a good way.

The Terminator (7) was an awesome movie.   T2 wasn’t bad at all, either.   The third, not so great, and I hear there is a fourth now in the works.

The interesting Pitch Black (8) grew into the “Riddick Trilogy” that ultimately got pretty dumb, in my opinion.

Robocop (9) anyone?   I didn’t even remember there was a third movie.

Finally, a great movie with really stinky sequels to end this list: Highlander (10).   The other movies in the series should be erased from the collective consciousness of humankind, forever.   There can be only one, right?

I thought about writing a list of movies that improved upon the originals, but could’t think of very many examples.   And most of those were undone by bad sequels themselves (think Star Trek II and how it eventually spawned Star Trek V, proof that if there is a god, he is a foul and evil creature lurking in the director’s chair, for giving us that shitty movie — yeah, I’m talking about you, Shatner).

There are plenty of examples of this phenomenon in written sf series as well, which I will leave for a sequel to this post, if it is popular enough, and I don’t have any better ideas…

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