7 Awesome Super Powers Ruined by Science

April 30th, 2009

Not my list, unfortunately, but Cracked’s list.

They have flight, super strength, super speed, telepathy, invisibility, super senses, and immortality.

That’s a pretty good list of basic powers, although “immortality” seems to be in a different class to me (traditionally Claire in Heroes is good at escaping by jumping off buildings, ouch).

It’s a pretty interesting and funny article, but I have some criticisms.   Most of the powers don’t require science to be ruined.   Common sense and reason alone will do that.   Kind of abusing the word science.   Having said that, science does ruin super strength, super speed, and invisibility.   The other powers merely suffer from control issues (senses, telepathy), engineering (flight — add a visor for god’s sake, and avoid bug in your teeth!), or the evolution of our sun and universe (immortality).

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